I was making breakfast when Caroline decides to just help herself to her Flinstone vitamins. She beebops right up to the counter, takes the bottle down and opens it like there's nothing to it.
"Caroline, that has a child-proof cap on it for a reason. You can't just open it up whenever you want to. I'm supposed to open it for you."
(without missing a beat)
"Well, then they shouldn't have put the directions on how to open it right on the lid, should they?"