Thursday, March 31, 2011

Exception To Her Eloquence

"Mom? Did you take my glass? I wasn't finished yet. I think you forgot your etickety."

"My 'etickety'? What's etickety?"

"You know, ETICKETY! That book you always say you're going to send Mrs. Brodmerkel because she's rude."


"Well, it LOOKS like ETICKETY."

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Today She Realizes Moms Don't Know EVERYTHING

"Mom, I read an article on this sheep that was cloned. Her name was Dolly. Mom? Why did they have to clone a sheep named DOLLY? That's a silly name! Why couldn't it be a sheep named BOB?"