Thursday, February 11, 2010

She Puts The "F" in Fun

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ME:

Welcome home, Baby! How was your day?

CAROLINE:

It was GREAT! It was REALLY good!

ME:

Oh, yeah? Why was it so great?

CAROLINE:

At lunch, Joey and I spent the entire break chasing boys!

ME, slightly worried, cocked eyebrow:

Um....

CAROLINE:

Oh, don't worry, Mom! It's not like THAT. We were chasing them WITH STICKS!



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Thursday, February 4, 2010

She's Not Buying It

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Caroline has explained to me, with all the authority she feels she's earned by scrutinizing the Disney Masterpiece Collection, that while Belle and Jasmine are "smart enough not to be embarassing", Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Ariel and Snow White are "empty headed" and "no one but an empty-headed prince would EVER marry them."

Go Caroline! The Cultural Brainwash Machine can SUCK IT!




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They Were Pulled By Dinosaurs, Though

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Yes, Caroline, they did have buses when I was little. Yes, I'm sure.




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