This morning, I'm walking Caroline to her bus stop when she notices the Ivy that's growing up the walls in our complex.
"Mommy, what's that plant called?"
"That's Ivy. It's pretty, huh?"
"No. This is just plain Ivy. No poison. You can touch it."
"Whew! For a second there I thought if I got too near it I would get a rash and have to put that calamari lotion all over my butt!"