Calvin sent Caroline to ask me what was for dinner.
I answered, "Mushroom and cheese quiche with spinach and pecan salad on the side."
"Ugghhhh! Oh MOM!"
And then she proceeded to run back through the house in a panic announcing to Calvin at the top of her lungs, "You're not gonna like it, Dad! We're having some monkey brain hot-dog stinkin' Hormel heart elephant soup!"