This morning in the bathroom as I'm combing her hair.
"Mommy? Do you know what I reeeeally want? What I've always wanted but have never got?"
"Um...yes. That pyramid toy you keep talking about. Everyone knows about that."
"No. I mean, yes. I want that. But there's something else that's even more important to me and I would do almost anything if you would get one for me for my birthday."
"Oh yeah? What is it?"
"A FLAME THROWER!"