On leaving the base exchange, Caroline noticed a poster that read: "Wonders! Miracles of Science! Come join us for scientific experiments and family fun with Dean Ortner!" Then at the bottom, with her Super Spidey powers, she detected in tiny letters, "Sponsored by the Kirtland AFB Chapel"
She turned to her dad and whispered satirically, "I suspect treachery!"
Yes, treachery and trickery indeed. Let us pray.