Saturday night Calvin and I took Caroline to the theater to see the new animated version of A Christmas Carol.
This morning she was walking around with her two favorite stuffed toys and she, very stony-faced, informed me that their names have been changed.
No longer are they Violet the Pink Elephant and Sirius the Webkinz Dog. Now? Now they are known as "Ignorance" and "Want".
And they seem to be on her shit list.