She Puts The "F" in Fun

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ME:

Welcome home, Baby! How was your day?

CAROLINE:

It was GREAT! It was REALLY good!

ME:

Oh, yeah? Why was it so great?

CAROLINE:

At lunch, Joey and I spent the entire break chasing boys!

ME, slightly worried, cocked eyebrow:

Um....

CAROLINE:

Oh, don't worry, Mom! It's not like THAT. We were chasing them WITH STICKS!



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