But My Aunt Had A Bad Case Of Asteroids

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No, Caroline, I don't think that Hank Azaria took deltoids to get his muscles that big.


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And I've Already Got A Foot In My Own Grave

"Mom, I was reading a National Geographic in school today and I read a story about a baby mammoth that was found frozen in a block of ice near a river."

"Yeah?"

"Yep. It was found a reeeeally long time ago and scientists have been using it to study mammoths."

"What's a "reeeeally" long time ago?"

"Um...I think it said 1999."



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